Friday Funny – Technology

Author Don Massenzio

A seach engine optimization (SEO) expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol

dr-seussAn oldie but goodie:

DR. SEUSS EXPLAINS COMPUTERS…

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted ’cause the index doesn’t hash, then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down…

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