Friday Funnies

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1-spag carMy sister bet me that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

2-bulb

Q: How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: A Brazilian.

3-bagel

Q: What kind of bagel can fly?

A: A plain bagel.

4-tail

Q: Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

A: A retail store

4-pterodactyl

Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

A: Because the ‘P’ is silent.

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» The Black Napkin: Now Seeking Poetry Submissions

Colleen Chesebro ~ Fairy Whisperer

ATTENTION POETS! This looks like a great opportunity. Click the link below to learn more. ❤

“The Black Napkin, an online poetry journal launched in 2016, is now seeking submissions for their upcoming issues. They are looking for poetry penned with urgent strength, poetry that needs to be heard. They like writing that disrupts the borderlines of genre and identity, and they actively seek work by marginalized poets–people of color, people who are disabled, women, people who identify as nonbinary, people who identify as neurodivergent, people who identify as asexual, immigrants, people who are undocumented, trauma survivors, atheists, agnostics, members of underrepresented religions—any poets whose voices are often unheard in the media, The Black Napkin wants to hear them. They publish a variety of poetic styles and tend to favor feeling over formal considerations. To get a sense of what they like, you can read past issues online.”

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Friday Funny – Technology

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A seach engine optimization (SEO) expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol

dr-seussAn oldie but goodie:

DR. SEUSS EXPLAINS COMPUTERS…

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted ’cause the index doesn’t hash, then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down…

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